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Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

Take my advice — I’m not using it.

The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.