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Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.