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You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.