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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, “Dam!”

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.