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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Headline: Earthquake in Washington obviously government’s fault.