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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.