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My best job was as a musician, but I eventually found it wasn’t noteworthy.

I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

I had at job working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.

Clinic Receptionist: “Doctor, there’s a patient on line that says he’s become invisible”. Doctor: “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

My math teacher called me average. How mean!

Son: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: “No sun.”