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My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I did some financial planning, and it seems I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for 11 minutes.

My wife says I never listen to her – or something like that.

Parking lot sign: Frog parking only – all others will be toad.