Husband: I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my grandmother. Wife: Why does it say: “Do not resuscitate?”
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?
