If you see someone buying candy, popcorn and a soda at the movies, they must be a drug dealer. There’s no other explanation for that type of income.
Facial recognition software can pick a person out of a crowd, but the vending machine at work can’t recognize a dollar bill with a bent corner.
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers — if you do find one, what’s your plan?
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster going 70 mph, but bank cameras can’t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
They say we can have gatherings with up to eight people without issues. I don’t even know eight people without issues.
